no-thats-absurd:

bane-of-technology:

caecilius-est-pater:

percethecurse:

i-need-an-egress:

catboyinchief:

bringbackthegoldenage:

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

op is the type of person Tumblr Fake Stories ™ are about. Something like… “There’s a girl in my school who’s super homophobic, but today I saw her writing Beatles mpreg during class, so I confronted her and she called me a slur”